Five days in a fairly isolated cabin in the woods, on the Magnetawan River is exactly what you might expect. A peaceful retreat that gave me the opportunity to sleep, re-energize and reconnect with myself and My One and Only (MOO). I also learned some embarrassing truths about myself and MOO that I sort of knew but became glaringly apparent during this get away.
- We love being near water – but not so much in the water. It was lovely sitting on the edge of the river, enjoying the sunshine reflected on the water, the gentle movement of the dock when the wind picked up, the early morning mist and the afternoon sun. Deep cold water with things (pike, bass, turtles etc.) moving in the water however freaks us out so we did not swim in the river because neither one of us wanted one of the water creatures to nibble our toes or get caught in our hair. Oh, and neither one of us really likes cold water. We did take a ride in the paddle boat, once we figured out how to steer it, but paddling against the
gentlestrong current was more energy than we wanted to exert and so we returned to our chairs on the dock after a quick paddle to the island and back. We did see one of the water creatures (aka a large turtle) swimming beneath the boat. I think it was a snapping turtle and I was sure that it would somehow jump out of the water and go for my jugular. MOO tried to briefly follow her but after losing sight of it, we turned around and headed for shore.
- We are the manicured outdoor nature lovers and not the wilderness type nature lovers because the woods are a
little bitvery scary. We spent a lot of time looking over our shoulders especially when we were sitting on the dock with our back to the trees. MOO was sure that a black bear was in the vicinity itching to come for a visit. I was secretly hoping we might see one but no such luck. We did see a Blue Heron standing on the shore watching us for a while but he eventually lost interest at our lack of activity and he flew to the opposite shore. Little dogs especially are not safe in the woods. We saw an Osprey circling overhead near the cabin when Abbey was trying to do her business. Even though Osprey primarily hunt fish, MOO was sure that this particular one was a carnivore and thought a little Shih Tzu might make a nice dinner. We subsequently scouted the skies for bird of prey each time Abbey had to visit the loo.
- I read way too many mystery novels because my first thought driving down the one lane, gravel road to the cabin was that this would be a perfect spot to kill someone and dispose of the body. During the five days we were at the cabin, we didn’t see another soul except for the occasional canoeist on the river, one motor boat and a couple of Sea Doos from across the river. Who would know? I definitely need to stop with the mysteries.
- Flashing red lights on dimmer switches do not signify that an electrical fire is imminent. At about 4 a.m., on her way to the washroom, MOO noticed that the light switch was intermittently flashing red. After feeling the switch box for heat, smelling the area and inspecting the switch plate, she was relatively sure that a fire was not slowing brewing but she searched the cabin for a fire extinguisher anyways. When she couldn’t find one, she placed a set of clothes for each of us, keys, wallets and phones near the door for a quick get away and then spent the next couple of hours watching the flashing light. I was more worried about the storm raging outside that was going to wash away the road to the cabin.
I think we might return to the cabin in the woods but next year MOO will have her pepper spray in case of bear sightings and Abbey will have an orange vest for her trips to the loo and I won’t pack my bathing suit because I will not be swimming. I may still bring a couple of mystery novels with me though because they would make good projectiles in case of an attack from a snapping turtle.